Torr
and Cho, he claims to be? want screenshots

Torr wrote:

Cleo wrote: Tolerant Mitek would call you humanitarians

Allen did not Tupi eh?
Well, once again, the operating system Vista, the default kalkulyatr not share some of ...
screenshots you do?

I have Vista, my calculator divides
Screenshots do, yes, be kind very very interesting

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shit ... it's time to leave ))))))

hydrogen peroxide, no one will take? )))

Torr wrote: hydrogen peroxide, no one will take? )))

pace yourself posvetleesh

Torre, you leave time

Torr wrote: hydrogen peroxide, no one will take? )))

L enough?

And I have not only in WINDOWS directory; and Chinese table does not share these numbers Mo Well vinda too Chinese ...

The sky flying ducks, flying corner flock. I want them terribly. They will spend the winter in which something there Chad. I've been here a pile of papers lopachu grub's sake. They are also in the South, I know. They will feed the children. They will be waving hands. They were the sun always shines. I want to duck, bitches. I want to ducks, bastards! So that was the dream - come true! Liberty would like to order! And to the back - wings! And instead of feet - feet! And to all - quack! And so - unnecessary sneakers! And so - transcend the slush! And to my Niusia (she and I duck) went black on me goose! And I would have suffered terribly! And so I flew, crying, into a beautiful day in the summer. And there would be me, then betrayed, flying, side pocket. My corpse is Bobby. Master of his praises. Utyatnitsa - my coffin. Glass is poured to the brim. In the stomach nasuyut apples. And fat natrut skin. And then devour, bastards. And then sing "Murka". After another song about how "flying duck". I'm so nehochu, honestly. I'm even a little bit weird. I'd rather buy vodka. I'd popyu day. I know now clear: I must not be a duck!

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Woman-server: always busy when you need it.
Woman-windows: all men know very well that she can not do anything
correctly, but still can not live without her.
Woman-Excel: it argues that much can, but you only need from it
sex and a hot dinner.
Woman-DOS: this woman was the life of every man, and the more you do not
want.
Woman-virus (also known as the "wife"): it comes when it is less
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you are trying to get rid of it, you lose something. If you are not trying -
losing everything.
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Woman-RAM: if her break - she immediately forgets about you.
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Anna - type avenged ...

Look roleg at the end http://pictures.crazys.info/1274845796- ... bonus.html
I swear almost Inventory

Now on Channel show about food transfer
It said that canned found some nasty
A resident of Krasnodar in cans found on the candy wrapper
A resident of Omsk 50 kopecks
A Muscovite ...... ring brelyantom
Duc aka Moskvichka

That this transfer, you can record each of its release, and here fast, there's always razhaka, facts on the verge of senility and tips, too ..

mkot wrote: Here's this program you can record each of its release, and here fast, there's always razhaka, facts on the brink of insanity and tips, too ..

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Bitch prohodtsy


As a child, all the boys were reading the story of Sleeping Beauty, the first kiss that happened to her poppet bicentennial. They considered it a model of femininity and seen as the main candidate for the role of partner kulichikam. But then in our tranquil life desyatisantimetrovom heels she came - Bitch. And we understand that in the system of male values there has been a radical change.

It is interesting to start to see to it, as are meetings with carrion men throughout his life path, from the sandbox and before the sand begins to pour out of him already.

Up to 3 years
Sandbox. Thirty seconds after they first met he roars. So quick to give up a man, grown up, will not. But now he has already picked it, I emphasize, HIS shoulder. This is the first and the minimal, unfortunately, lost.

From 3 to 6
When one boy selects a toy from another, and another boy toy does not give. But if some little girl invites a boy friends, and then immediately asks him for his blood-toy, the boy all sdzhentlmenivaetsya and puts it in her hand a ten-ruble machine, though sorry. Then his parents will be punished and he was not thinking surrender podstrekatelnitsu. It was then that little bitch will learn that men can not be trusted.

From 7 to 15
Main property of men in this period is the homework in mathematics and physics. Bitch knows about it, partly the result of its incredible performance, this is the. And yet, at her request, he was portfolio. The older boy, the heavier the portfolio.

From 16 to 22
Here there are two options. Either 16 for the first time he truly falls in love with a bitch, but in 22 - in a good sweet girl, or vice versa. In the first case to spare have a pretty girl, because of its appearance in his life, he does not trust women in principle. In the second case it has to spare. Clear why.

From 23 to 30
Everything he tries to fill his life in this age - career and a desire to marry the most brilliant representative of the opposite sex. Particularly unsuccessful and this is what reach and begin to wait for a miracle.

From 30 to 40
Then he realizes that waiting was useless. And the only thing that occupies his mind - hope to raise a daughter, bitch. Because it is the only bitch who loves him completely.

Between 40 and as luck would have
If life evolved on this lucky the above scheme, not passing a single point, the best illustration of what happens to him, will be "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish."


Unspecified.
What are we, men still want? The logic in this enough. Because what we want, a beautiful, intelligent, unpredictable, always attractive, always-for-all and inaccessible. In all of this belongs to us, but otherwise can not be. The arguments in the style of "this does not happen," Well, you really define "we are not interested. We certainly know that this phenomenon exists and the name - bitch.

The first thing that comes to man in the head at the word "bitch", does it necessarily a slinky dress, stockings in the net, on his heels with red lipstick on her lips and red lacquer on the nails. We even almost do not doubt that the nails are red by nature. And always discouraged when a girl comes here in curls and ribbons (a pity that the magazine does not pass the intonations of "Professors Lebedinsk") and so I ask you something HEAT!

She is intelligent and loves to provoke. For a harmless question, "What ice cream do you like?" May be hiding quite hurtful topic of oral sex. We could all quit. Meanwhile, each of us understands that bitch - a blacksmith and his happiness, too, so that once again it did not argue. Indeed, if anything, then go and he Kui.


Explicit communication with pluses bitch:

+ She knows her worth. This is a very attractive stronger sex, though, and makes us weaker. By the way, she has an idea about market prices for other people - just knows how to bargain.

+ The bitch is not worried about anyone, and that thought of her - she so knows just about everything and, actually, in this work. But men are in need of support and can not live without assessing themselves from the outside. Not necessarily positive - well, at least some! Because opposites who see no point in having to constantly maintain their reputation, cause us uncontrolled respect. (Incidentally, we had a quarrel with a friend that is always a bitch exceptionally beautiful. The only thing our opinions certainly come together, so it is that a real bitch carefully monitors your body and treat it as another tool in their arsenal .)

+ The man who is beside her, constantly on our toes. He does not need television of football, because every day he is a fan of his own team in the person himself, he almost did not need to sleep and eat, because at this moment he is most defenseless, but it is fraught. Pro sports I do not say. In analyzing the blood of the lucky at any time of day will find phenylethylamine, serotonin, adrenaline, endorphins and aspirin. One of my friends in such cases, said: "It just makes me love her." I believe him.


And the obvious disadvantages:

- The most severely hit the male ego minus - it was polygamous. She hunts, even when negolodna.

- The bitch is almost never associated in men with motherhood, and we are rarely in such cases is planning long-term relationships. Thus, dear stervochki, do not be surprised when the first hearing: "I briefly on the street, the house whitewash", and then together with paintbrushes, the house disappears and the two pairs of trousers, and such attractive, especially in the morning, men's shirts.

- And yet she could not stop in time. In light of so many great lessons, which does not necessarily stop at all, but she still continues and continues to require cream with maple syrup here and now, yes right in the middle of the puddle, yes, in November and not, in the glaze itself eat. Of course, the bitch - a kind of drug. Still, people are more or less sane at some point realizes that the relationship went too far and it's time to make legs. (But just to give up bitches man, too, will not. How would not abandon his beard, if he is offered once and for all solve the problem with bristles. It is difficult to reject the salt of allowing even a fraction of what it is, damn it, it may be salt of the earth !).


Defining the bitch, it is worth noting that one way or another at times, most women fall under this definition, that does not mean justice sticking to it like a shortcut. Bitch - it's still a constant qualitative component, "from time to time" are not wheels.

The man - a rather capricious beast, and always he needs something he has not. You can not satisfy a man, giving him all he wants. He wants more and more. It looks like a fairy tale: "If you give a little mouse cookies - he asks for milk. If you give him milk - he wants to drink it through a straw. And when he drinks - he'll need a napkin ... "Often the two desires are incompatible with each other. For example, seemed to be a man I would like a kind, gentle, fluffy and understanding companion, which is quiet and comfortable. But however much you want to shake, experiences and some thrill. Then want to get a bitch.

What do you like the man in the bitch? It's like a game in exchange of glances - who's pereglyadit. You look into the eyes of a man who also is looking at you. In fact, a victory in this game - absolutely insignificant event that you do not have anything substantive to add. But it's good! In relations with the bitch man has so little opportunity to assert itself, unless, of course, win. He can show that he is the chief that he has a egg in the pants, and the suppression of bitches really can be fun. After the suppression of the average person would at best be uncomfortable or embarrassing or just did.

But the thing is that bitch can not take and crush with a fold. She is constantly required to prove that you - the same guy with steel eggs. Finding a gap in the defense, it would be at the top and is likely to lose interest. Because of one mistake can lose. From experience, I always have to defend itself, that you can not relax entirely rely on this woman, very tired. And who likes to be tired? So, the bitch needed only for a time. To shake. And then again hunting call sweet fluffy little animals, ready to be kind and understanding.

What is remarkable and quite unpleasant - a real bitch entrenched matter usually does not make mistakes. Once had the displeasure to see this among the staff of his department. Not only that, she was a typical bitch is not never wrong - well, never! The ordinary man once something forget something understand or do not like something awry. But this - no. Everything is always clear. There, certainly, the assumption that the husband - quietly and downtrodden creature in the evening quickly slipping from the front door - and the corners at the corners in the bath and sleep. In fact, it turns out that her husband is really quite a quiet person, but this bitch, this bitch walks in front of him on legs: "Oh, zainka, oh, honey! Oh, what did you want to eat? ", Etc. How? Why? It is not clear. But, of course, happy to be with a girl who is only a bitch to others, and you for it with kitty paw, the owner, boss and all the Lord God.

If you have a girl-bitch, funny watching her relationships with others. Sometimes you can see a great show, for which you can borrow money from the spectators. In the cafe at the store - wherever you are involuntarily forced to engage in dialogue with others, you are happy to look at it like your girlfriend these other people's builds, as I gave them orders and openly mocks. In fact, such as the poor waiter stands as a six-year boy broke the window, and justified, blushing. She is fun, you game - amazing.

But in fact, in my opinion, the bitch - a product of a bad upbringing, or callousness, or high self-esteem. Mistaken people who believe that carrion became of sexual dissatisfaction. It's a temporary time. A bitch, a real bitch, as stated at the outset - a phenomenon (and state) permanent.


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